What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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