- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

brock has small hands for a small job

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