Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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