- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

The government

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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