whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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