Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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LET

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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