Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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