- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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