What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Sloths

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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I enjoy Popcorn

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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