- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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