- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the new green? Green

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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