- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

knock,knock you suck

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