- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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