- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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