A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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