What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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