A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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