- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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