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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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