- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

boobs!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what's worse then a blowjob?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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