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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"