- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Womans baksetball...

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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