Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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