- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

this website is a bad joke

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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