How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Do the roar!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man did not like this site

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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