A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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