What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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