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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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