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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

your face is kinda funny

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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