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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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