3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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