- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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