- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

women's rights

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Women's rights.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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