- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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