Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Indians

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Anti Joke

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