This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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