Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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IU football

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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shauns beautiful

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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