Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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