can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

A Jew! Bless you.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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