once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Barack Obama

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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