A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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