- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

shammmm is a lesbian.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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