Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Worst joke ever

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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