Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Netflix and chill

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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