THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Potassium? K.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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