An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's funnier than poop? More poop

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

I would rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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