A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Lil' Wayne

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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