- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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