- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

A midget walks under a bar

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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