- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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