Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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