What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Colby is gay.... thats it

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

You know what sucks? Yes.

poo is yummy

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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