How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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