Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Laugh.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Wheelchair high jump

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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