Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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