- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Girls

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Strawberries!

meme

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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