Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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