What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

A cow says moo and explodes.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

once upon a time there was a boy

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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