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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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