What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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poo is yummy

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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