- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Badgers are cool

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Colby Michael Schluter

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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