Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Leave her alone...

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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