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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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