- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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