- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

woman's rights

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Alex Eggbert

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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