- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

BenWuzHear

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Penal Dysfunction

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Woman.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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