What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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