Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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