A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

AIDS

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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