Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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