what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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