What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

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