- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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