- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

every knight i see an owl at window

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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