Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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i found waldo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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