Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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