A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

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