- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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