What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why girl die cancer

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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