A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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. . I am a whale

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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