- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's 9+10? 19

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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