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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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