- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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