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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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