Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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