- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

White men's rights

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

NEVER

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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