- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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