What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Hail Hitler

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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