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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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