why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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