- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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