why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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One time i was sitting down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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