- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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