- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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