How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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9/11 my birthday

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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