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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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