What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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