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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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