What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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