Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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