Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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