- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

NEVER

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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