A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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www.xnxx.com

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Matt is a Duster!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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