- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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