What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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