What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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