- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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