- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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