- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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