- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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