What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Anti Joke

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