- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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