Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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