Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -23

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops