A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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