- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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