How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

One time i was sitting down

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? no

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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