Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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God is real.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Suck pussy

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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