Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Women's Rights

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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