- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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