- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

i saw amango it splootered

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

hola said the chinese man

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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