What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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