- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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