- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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