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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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