Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Ross.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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