Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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dallen loves penis

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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