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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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