- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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