- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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