Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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JUST KIDDING^

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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did you stub your toe?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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woman's rights

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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