- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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