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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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