No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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