Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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