- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

sky silverstein

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??