a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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