- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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