- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Gustavo Andrade

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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