Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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