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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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