- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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