- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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