- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A gay man watches football.

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