Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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