- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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