- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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