Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

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