How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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