What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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