How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Drew Knowles is gay

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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