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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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