what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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