How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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womens rights.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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