Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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