- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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