Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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