Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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