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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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