a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why? Because.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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