- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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