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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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