- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why didn't he finish his

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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