- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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