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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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