- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Rebecca Black's career.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How old is victor? Half past dead

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

. . I am a whale

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