- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

i wonder who made this website? a human

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Im taking a shit right now.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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