What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Allah walked into AK Bar

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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