How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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