Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock come in

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

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