A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Refridgerator.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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