Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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