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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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