What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

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