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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Robin get in the batmobile!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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