Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

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