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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Peas

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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