- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Peas

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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