Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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