Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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