Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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The american education system.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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