- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your big dick.

Andoni was here

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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