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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Refridgerator.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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