What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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