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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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