- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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