- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I am a mime

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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