What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How you know when dislextic

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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