- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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