- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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