- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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