Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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