A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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