- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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