Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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