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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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