- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why? Because.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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