- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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