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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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