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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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