what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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