- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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