How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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nice tits.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Indians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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ur gey

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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