Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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