Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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