- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

school homewrok

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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