- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A house comes around the corner.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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