Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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the economy.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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woman's rights

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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