- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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