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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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