life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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