How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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